An Epiphany

While watching the Islanders vomit all over themselves and concede goals at a rate approaching the warmup goalies the past few nights, I started digging into my hockey system which has been excellent up until the last week or so.  The premise for said system was to sort out the games that should in theory be coinflips with plus odds since regular season hockey games have one of the smaller home-field (ice?) advantages of the major sports.  Anything approaching a .500 record with all games in plus odds should be well in the money if executed correctly.

Turns out I screwed up by including non-conference games in the sample.  This eliminates any exceedingly lengthy road trips in terms of days as teams only head to each coast a few times a year.  It also removes the NBA-like problem of having a superior conference face off against a weaker one.  The non-conference games for us this season went 0-4 and over the past few seasons are barely breakeven with a well under .500 record.  I don’t need that kind of losing & variance for such a small return, and it’s not like these plays are filled with lots of quality teams already.

So no more non-conference games for me and that should help clean things up a bit.  Islanders/Ducks, Flyers/Blackhawks and Islanders/Coyotes from the last week would all be excludes going forward.  And even with those plays we are still at 4-4 +1.6 for the month.

Rockets also lost both plays last night, though I have been testing most of the week and I’m confident in those setups, especially the moneyline plays.

NHL is definitely out today but I haven’t been doing basketball long enough to tell if there will be anything there or not.  Updates later if at all.

Manning Hedge

First of all, I *might* have a gambling problem taking the Islanders +155 tonight @Phoenix. But we trust Lou who is *hot* at NHL #hesonfire

More later in the week on the Bears’ awful decision to start Jay Cutler, and why we will be betting Cleveland everywhere.  BTW, the Bears are 1-6 this year ATS when Cutler starts.  IMO, the Bears are probably the worst team to bet on of all time historically; they don’t blow people out and they sometimes lay unexpected STINKERS on the road.  This was happening before Cutler, but his douchiness exacerbates the problem.

I wish I could parlay the 2 unders and 1 over (INT) below as  I have Peyton Manning in *2* fantasy league playoffs tonight.  I will be taking all 3 individually however (also teasing SD +10 with the under 57.5):

(SD @ DEN) – Total Passing Yards – Peyton Manning (DEN)
Player must start game for wagers to have action.
8:25p
Over
Under
(SD @ DEN) – Total TD Passes – Peyton Manning (DEN)
Player must start game for wagers to have action.
8:25p
Over
Under
(SD @ DEN) – Total Interceptions – Peyton Manning (DEN)
Player must start game for wagers to have action.
8:25p
Over

Speed Post

Utah won by a lot last night and the Flyers lost by a near equivalent margin.  Ohio St. under was a close winner as they played their bench the entire 2nd half.  I should maybe not be so nitty with the lines, but I say that every time I was going to play something and pass because of a line move that wins anyway.

NBA again tonight: Houston +2.5, also Houston +120

Hockey: Islanders +160

Wednesday

We were 30 seconds or so from a perfect Tuesday, but Tampa screwed everything up by allowing Ovechkin to score his 4th of the night and tie the game late in the 3rd period.  Tampa led 3-0 12 minutes in so it was quite the collapse to lose in the shootout.  Regardless, Colorado was a 3-1 winner and Milwaukee not only covered the 7.5 but won outright.

Two plays tonight:

NBA: Utah +7 @ Sacramento

NHL Flyers +165 @ Blackhawks

I probably should wait to see where Utah’s public # ends up but I won’t be around later to update.  Also I was just about to play Ohio St. Bryant Under 140 but the line just moved to 139 :(

Tuesday

A winning week closed with Chicago winning easily and the Islanders getting somewhat embarrassed in Anaheim.  If you want to know how to describe a shitty team, the Ducks coach gave a great example in his postgame press conference:

“We weren’t ready for them,” Anaheim coach Bruce Boudreau said. “But it seemed like every time they were outplaying us, we got a goal. We hung around just long enough to get our legs, and once we got to 4-2 on the same shift, I think it took the heart out of them a little bit.”

The 4-2 he speaks of game at the end of the 2nd when New York gave up a shorthanded goal on a 3-on-1 break followed by another guy scoring from his knees all within 30 seconds of going to the break tied 2-2. Forward to much better hockey teams with two plays tonight:

Tampa Bay +130 @ Washington and Phoenix +120 @ Colorado.

I’ve also been busy the past few days and am ready to start real-life using an away team NBA system starting tonight with Milwaukee +7.5.

Also since it’s Tuesday it’s time to update my record:

NCAA hoops Sides (Not for real $) 7-8-2 -1.8
NCAA hoops Sides (Real $) 1-0 +1.0

NCAA Hoops Totals are 7-4 +2.65

NCAA Football: 10-11 -1.47

NFL Teasers 1-4 -3.2

NHL 16-9 +13.17

NFL: 12-9 +4.22

Champion

Always, always fun betting on teams you can not name a player for

All bets @ 26

Bayer Leverkusen ML +114

Bayern Munchen -1.5 -103

Man U ML +111

Monday Night Football

Two losers yesterday and to make things worse, Cleveland covered easily despite the line move taking out my play of the week.  I will now be a degenerate gambler and chase yesterday’s losses with a bet on Monday.

Bears to win outright -125

In all seriousness, this play lines up well and I like it only slightly less than Cleveland earlier in the week.  Full unit play for me.

Not much doing in hockey again after an empty weekend.  Columbus is tempting at +175 but only because over 90% of the betting public is currently on Pittsburgh.  If I decide to break the model and go with them, it will be for a half unit play. Islanders are another option in a west coast game if the line moves a bit more.

Good luck out there.

UPDATE: This Islanders game is really marginal and will probably lose but I’m going to gamble it up and play it anyway.  Islanders +175

NFL Plays

All of these bets are @ 17

Browns +10 -113
Bills +2.5 +113
Eagles -2.5 -107
Chiefs/Skins Under 44 -108
Pats/Browns Under 47.5 -106
Raiders/Jets Over 39.5 -102
Colts/Bengals Under 43 -110

AND Note for me and Lou – Raiders Under @ 125

***UPDATE***

These bets are @ 26

Tenn +13 -110

Cards -4 -110

Giants +4 -106

Giants/Chargers O/U 47 -103

San Fran -2.5 -105

I Am Hungover

Two winners yesterday.  Yay.  The NFL lines have moved to where I don’t want them and so the one game that was worth betting, Cleveland @ New England is down to 10 or even 9,5 in some places from 11 or 11.5 earlier in the week.  The Browns are the team to take here but I am passing unless the line goes back to 10.5.  Unlikely and sad.

At 4:00, Tennessee and the Giants are options and Carolina is the side to be on in the late game.  Bears tomorrow in MNF I hope.

Nothing in hockey today, Winnipeg didn’t get below the public betting % I use as a filter yesterday but won anyway.

Good luck to everyone reading.

UPDATE: Washington/San Diego St. OVER 146.5.  Half unit play

UPDATE 2: Carolina +3 for half a unit

More Sunday Bets

First, thanks to Lou for his Winnipeg suggestion yesterday, as we took the ML (+110) at a Stamkos-less TB Lighting team.  The Jets won 2-1.

Also, thanks to Ohio State choking away the BCS title game last night, Auburn opens as a 7 point underdog to Florida State for the BCS title game.  I kinda like Auburn here at first glance.

Second, I’ve added some more picks for today:

ATL at GB Under 44 (it’s going to snow in Lambeau today, and Rodgers isn’t playing)

Teaser: NE -10 and IND/CIN Under 44

Teaser BAL -7 (+105) and Under 41.5 (it’s snowing in BAL today)