Miracle Covers

MLB Over/Under Update

You dickheads have had plenty of time to corrupt this list so let’s update.  When last we left, these virgin, untouched lines were as pure as late February snow.  They have now, I am assuming, been defiled anally.  Let’s see where things stand.

1. Atlanta 87.5 (Under -123)
2. Arizona 82.5 (Under -120)
3. Baltimore 78.5 (Under -121)
4. Boston 83 (Under -131)
5. Cubs 72.5
6. White Sox 81 (Under -139)
7. Cincinnati 91 (Under -123)
8. Cleveland 77.5 (Over -147)
9. Colorado 70.5 (Over -130)
10. Detroit 92.5
11. Houston 59.5 (Under -124)
12. Kansas City 77.5 (Over -148)
13. Angels 91.5 (Over -133)
14. Miami 63 (Over -162)
15. Minnesota 67.5 (Over -149)
16. Oakland 84.5
17. Philadelphia 84 (Over -132)
18. Pittsburgh 77
19. San Diego 74.5 (Under -125)
20. San Francisco 88
21. Seattle 77.5
22. St Louis 86
23. Tampa Bay 86 (Over -136)
24. Texas 86.5 (Over -120)
25. Toronto 89
26. Washington 92

Thoughts, Observations and Hypothesis

• I cannot see Theo getting less than 73 in his second season.  Simply not how he is programmed
• Boston @ 83 seems generous
• Vegas must be slightly dying not being able to post O/U on Yanks or Mets at this moment
• Without looking wasn’t 77.5 the O/U for the Royals last year w/out Shields?
• Is Miami @ 63 the biggest drop-off ever?  They were 85.5 by my memory last year
• They have had recent injuries but I like San Diego Over
• Do people get bored betting on O/Us?  Do you see how the juice doesn’t exist the further you get alphabetically?
• I would like to bet on San Fran finishing exactly on their number

Lou and I will post our final numbers on this stuff in the next few days