Category: NFL

Thursday

Among many many other things, I’m grateful of late for other sports picking up for some terrible hockey plays of late. Detroit -7 to start the day with two options in LSU and San Francisco this evening

MNF Special

Thanks to inclement weather, we get to see TWO football games tonight.  One good, and the other involving the Bills and Jets.  They are playing in Detroit, but won’t be coached by Detroit, so the under (which I like at 42, 70% of the money is on the Over) might NOT be in play.  Take what Jim “I went to the Romeo Crennel School of Football Game Theory” Caldwell’s decision yesterday:

So I like Bills v Jets Under 42 (in Detroit), the over in the Baltimore/New Orleans game (51) and putting both in a parlay and a teaser.  I’m also going to take Bills -3 (+110), because I hate myself.

We’ll have some Turkey (betting) Tips for later in the week, including a probable return of the Celtics Over train (5-0) this week when they face Chicago.

 

 

Sunday

We had a 3-0 day in college football which helped to offset an 0-2 hockey day. The Carolina loss was particularly terrible as they effectively set the game on fire in the 3rd. NFL this week originally looked like there were going to be a lot of plays, but many of the games have now dropped off with the usual Sunday morning line moves. Detroit and Miami are the two primary sides here so I guess they are leans and not plays at this point.

One confirmed play today and that’s Green Bay @ Minnesota +8. This line is likely 7.5 at this point and peaked as high as 9.5 or 10 earlier in the week. I should have been more vigilant and taken it then but the +8 is good enough and I’m taking the moneyline at +305 as well. Hoping for 3 upsets in a row following the Jets and Rams he past two weeks.

The couple of other games I’ll peek at before 1:00 are Atlanta and Houston, but I’m not expecting anything to come about. Nothing in hockey or any other sport today. Good luck

NFL Week 12

SF -9 (-120) vs WAS

Washington is probably as of now the worst team in the league, and one of the worst run orgs in sports.  Jay Gruden, the head coach, ripped RGIII on Monday, saying that the QB should worry about just himself (which is correct; RGIII is acting like an entitled douche).  Then, the next day, took it back and apologized to RGIII in a press conference (way to win a locker room!  DeSean Jackson is thrilled!).  Then ownership, who its rumored made him do that, comes out today to say that Gruden is independent and can do what he wants (including benching the QB; I hope he doesn’t. They actually played well when he was under center).  SF is a hot mess too, but at least they are talented.  As a side note, I took both of these teams’ season unders (SF 10.5, WAS 7.5) so if this game ends in a tie (40-to-1 for those interested), it’s a double win!

TB +6 (-110) at CHI

The Lovie Smith Bowl.  Again, this line is way too high, should be CHI +3 to +4.5.  FWIW, the line has now moved to +5 (-120) and may end up in the Vegas zone at some point.

ARI at SEA Under 42

It was 41.  I think someone wins this game 17-10.  Big test to see if Cardinals are for real today.

TEASER (+260):

NE -7.5 (I never knew that Jim Caldwell actually ran the ball on 3rd and 9 from the 31 with 0:24 seconds and NO TIMEOUTS in that crazy Lions/Atlanta game.  He said, “it’s not that much of a risk”.  WTF!  Did he go to the Romeo Crennel school of head coaching?  I’ve never played Madden that bad after finishing a bottle of tequila!).

GB -9

SF -9

PHI -11

Thanks to Oakland on Thursday, I was almost as excited as these guys:

https://twitter.com/FBallblogger/status/535843674513735680

TNF plays

OAK +7.5

UNC +6 and Over 67

 

Monday

All winners yesterday except for the NBA which I am horrible at. Phoenix, which is in Arizona, got a 2-1 win in Edmonton to put us up to 14-13 +4.4. We had two NFL winners including the Rams moneyline to get us to 10-9 +3.85 for the season. Some plays and leans tonight:

Tampa and the Rangers are about to get started in New York. We have a very marginal lean on the Rangers but am passing on the game. Tampa is an excellent hockey team.

NFL is interesting as the public is all over Pittsburgh just like in the Jets game, so the please do not bet the Steelers tonight. I am however taking a rare total and that’s PIT/TEN OVER 46.

In soccer, despite not having any public betting data to work with, I have a play for tomorrow afternoon in a friendly: England @ Scotland +0.5 -130

Lastly, NBA because I’m an idiot: Chicago +5.5 @ Clippers

Sunday

I am hungover. Totals were all losers yesterday. NFL:

Rams +10 -123
Rams to win outright +375
Chiefs -1

Eagles are an option at 4. Florida and Arizona are on the shortlist for hockey tonight

NBA because I’m an idiot. Nuggets +110

UPDATE: Arizona +110

UPDATE 2: I meant to write Phoenix to indicate I was taking the Coyotes and not the Cardinals. Sorry I am unable to keep my city & state monikers accurate.

NFL Week 11

Tampa Bay +7.5 (-115) at Washington

Way too many points.

Seattle at KC Under 43.5 (-115)

This was at 42 earlier this AM; two good defenses, two average offenses, and it’s REALLY cold in KC today.

Arizona Pick vs Detroit

I have a pants tent in high anticipation that I’ll get to bet against Jim Caldwell, Stafford, and this talented trainwreck of a team in the playoffs in January.

SF -4.5 at NYG

This is part 1 of many for a hedge towards our SF Win Totals Under 10.5

Eagles +6 (-120) at GB

2012 Sean: “I will not take Mark Sanchez on the road.  I will not take Mark Sanchez on the road.  I will not take Mark Sanchez on the road. ”

2014 Sean: “80% of the money is on Green Bay, I have to take Mark Sanchez on the road.”

Denver -10 at St Louis

Shaun Hill sucks.

TEASER (+175):

NE +3.5

DEN -10

NO -7.5

NHL BONUS:

FL at ANA Under 5 (EVEN)

Tuesday Leans

2-0 with betting this Celtics Over theory so far, still under 200 so going with it again tonight Over at 197 (-115) vs OKC

Also have an early NFL lean: took Broncos -10 at EVEN on Monday; Shaun Hill has been named the starter (whoo hoo!) so I now love the Broncos here (line is +9 on pinnacle, great news if I can get this on Bovada).  The only results I see on this game are Broncos by 2 TDs or more…..or a Rams win (they do have a good defense but Shaun Hill does suck).  So if you lean St. Louis, take the ML IMO.

AND BTW, this line is for Pat:

WEEK 11 SPECIAL – Total Passing Yards Week 11 – Ryan Mallett
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WEEK 11 SPECIAL – Total TD Passes Week 11 – Ryan Mallett
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Monday

An okay Sunday for us, winning on the Jets but losing on the Raiders, with the moneyline play pushing the season into positive territory. Toronto was a late decision and was a winner as well, and we even passed on the Bears Sunday night in another good decision. NFL is now 8-9 +0.85 and NHL is a similarly mediocre 10-11 +1.8.

Not much happening tonight with only two hockey games and Panthers-Eagles in NFL. Hopefully a few more plays tomorrow.