Category: NFL
NFL Plays
Buffalo Wild Wing commercials, I realized what’s messed up about them. They only show people where their team is winning. They never show the Cleveland Buffalo Wild Wings, where conversations go something like this,
Guy One “So remind me why the fuck we came here.”
Guy Two “I could be working on my lawn right now.”
At any whoots, I think if the Giants, ie The Most Ever Team Schizophrenic (had to stretch to get METS) have shown us anything these days it is that the final score is going to be either 34-7 (infamous) Giants or 17-10 Cleveland. Those are the only possible outcomes. What both of these results have in common…they both hit the under, the only safe bet going. Cleveland is going to rely on Trent Richardson and that is that. With “that” said, the under is currently 43 and I am assuming it will only go higher as time gets nearer to kick-off. I will update with the final number but I will assuredly be taking the under. Other stuff.
Cincy and the Under
Wash and the Under
Philly Under
And the Giants under hit 44. As i write this, T Richardson scored before time started on the clock so my bet is already rock solid. Good luck, bitches
NFL Plays
I think I am 1-8 in my pick em league right now. Forward! Those picks…
Titans (+12) @ Houston
Carolina (+7) @ Atlanta
NE Pats @ Buffalo (+4)
And some side degeneracy…
Seattle @ St LouisUnder39.5
Almost certainly more to follow…
NFL Winners
Raiders ML (+180) 50 Units
Houston @ Denver under (43.5, -105) 55 Units
Eagles (-3, -123) @ Arizona 44 Units
NFL 2nd half Drunk Bafoonery
Skins/Bengals 2nd half under 24 (-115) 44 to win 38.26
Titans 2nd half (+11, -320) 30 to win 9.38
NFL Plays
Plays for my NFL pick ATS League
Jacksonville @ Indy (-3)
St Louis (+7.5) @ Chicago
NE Pats @ Baltimore (-3)
And now for some genuine degeneracy…
St Louis (+7, -108) 15 Units
Redskins/Bengals under 49.5 -102 17 Units
Bills/Browns under 45.5 -105 19 Units
And wait for it…
Jets ML (-147), Indy ML (-181), Lions/Titans under 47 (-104) 12 Units
Football Play
One play for the “weekend” at the moment.
Panthers/Giants 1st half under 24.5 -128
27 Units
Too many injuries one would assume for a legitimate point total. See what happens.
NFL Picks
How about Western Kentucky? My picks for my NFL picks league…
Minnesota (-1) @ Indy
Oakland (-1) @ Miami
Chiefs (+3) @ Buffalo
Side action at this moment….
Arizona @ Pats (-13)
Balt (+3) @ Philly
Jags/Texans under 40
More to follow?
NFL Pick League
For the NFL pick league I am in I have the following…
Miami @ Houston (-11)
Philly (-8) @ Cleveland
Jaguars @ Minnesota (-4)
Tackle Football – Professional
Over/Under Contest. As Lou Lou noted I am currently in a drought on these. Forward!
#5 Arizona (under 7)
For a team that everyone knows will probably suck, the NFL did Arizona few favors with this schedule. The firs half is tough, and the second half is brutal. They will be a home favorite against the Rams in Week 12, but outside of that, goodness.
#4 Patriots (under 12)
I understand that people are down on the AFC East. But what books are essentially asking the Pats to do to hit this over is sweep the division. That might happen, but I am betting against it. Night road games against the Ravens and Jets, tough home games against the Texans and 49ers. Twelve is asking quite a bit from a team that lost to every half-way legitimate team they played last year outside of Baltimore, who will probably be hungry for revenge.
#3 Dolphins (under 7.5)
As ush. Louis has already analyzed this and I second everything. At this moment in time, 7.5 might as well be 15.
#2 Tennessee (over 7)
Titans have a very reasonable schedule. Chris Johnson is still a premier back. IMO this line is an entire game off. Only danger I see is if Locker struggles significantly but they keep throwing him out there in the name of future franchise improvement.
#1 Buffalo (over 7.5)
Have you seen the last 7 weeks of Buffalo’s schedule???
