Month: October 2013
World Series of Prop Bets
Can you imagine if there was a World Series of Prop Bets? What would the events be? Will there be a podium where the national anthems are played for degenerate winners? I’m competing for the USA in the “Parlay Relay”. The possibilities could be endless.
As baseball’s World Series comes up, here are some prop bets I like:
Koji Uehara to win the World Series MVP (12-to-1)
Why not?
How many times will Shane Victorino get hit by a pitch? (Over/Under 1 @ Even)
We chop alot here, worth the gamble.
Matt Holliday more hits, runs, RBI than Dustin Pedroia (-115)
Pedroia is hurt with a bum thumb, struggling at the plate and on the field due to that injury, and in his career Holliday is 9-for-26 (.346) in 28 AB at Fenway with 3 doubles, 1 HR, 2 RBIs and 2 BBs at .577 slugging.
Will any player or manager get ejected in the World Series? (No @ -200)
That’s free money, IMO #backupthetruck
Our “Kudos of the Day” goes to Jim Leyland, who steps down as Tigers Manager after a long career in baseball. I’ll always respect the man for his talent on only on the diamond, but also off of it…..like his keen sense of smoking butts in the dugout without the umpires noticing (OK, maybe not) and of course, his all-time hall of fame talent of saying thew word, “fuck”:
Monday
Good day all around yesterday as our Bookmaker garbage line special teaser came in and the Colts both won and covered. Last week’s teaser was a big one and went 5-2 for a small loss, this week’s was a three team round-robin that won. I’m going to count teasers that end up on the plus side as wins and minuses as losses. Most of the teasers will end up as small losses, but the hope, like most of the other sports, is a small win at the end of the season. Teasers are 1-1 for -0.2 now to date.
NFL with yesterday’s small win is 4-1 +2.21.
Tonight’s game is Minnesota +3.5 at the 0-6 Giants. The public is all over the Giants so it’s Minnesota or nothing tonight. I’m inclined to pass on this game entirely, but that may change before tonight.
Lastly, nothing doing in hockey again as the Calgary line is too high to be a play. I’m definitely not about to go granting exceptions to games that don’t match the system I built, especially since I have no proof other than some light testing that it’s even profitable. I think it will work, but obviously no guarantees. 1-2 -0.7 in the early season there.
Sunday
2-1 yesterday on NCAA, 5-5 -0.24 for the season. Not much doing in NFL today. Bovada is kind enough to still have +4 on Tennessee at home to SF which I would play if it were available to me. It’s not so I’m passing. I may be able to run a small teaser to take advantage of Bookmaker’s shitty lines, but it will need to win until 15-20 minutes prior to kickoff.
I’ll update again in a bit.
UPDATE: Just a small 3-team round robin teaser today. GB -2.5, BAL +8.5, and CAR -1
UPDATE 2: 1/2 unit on Indy +6
Quick Hits
“Looooooooooots of action!” as Karna would say, trying to recover from a disastrous Thursday.
NCAA:
Texas A&M vs Auburn Over 72 (Manziel has been killing these overs. A&M’s defense isn’t very good, either).
UFC:
Gabriel “Napao” Gonzaga +150 (Brazilian, fights out of Ludwig, MA. Good veteran, has won last 3 fights by TKO. Fighting Shawn Jordan, who used to play DT at LSU..athletic but raw talent who has won last 4 fights).
Saturday
Phoenix was a 3-2 loser last night. Nothing in hockey today. Some NCAA underdog plays:
Sad Friday
We came close to a miracle cover last night but Arizona was ultimately stopped on a late 4th down in a Seattle win. It honestly looked and felt like a college game where one team was just more talented than the other. 3-1 on my abbreviated NFL season to date for +1.8 as I had the same action last night as I did on Oakland last week.
Edmonton was also a loser in hockey 3-2 as was Sean’s #Loustrong parlay. One hockey game tonight, Phoenix +135
Thursday Night Crapball
The NFL wants to do another one of these Thursday games, and maybe even a West Coast 10pm game?
I guess the boys in New York enjoy setting money on fire (because if you’d take away one Sunday game – I guarantee you over time, a Sunday game will get more of a ratings share than BOTH of the Thursday Night games combined).
Television is still so bad however that TNF has beaten prime time network ratings 14-out-of-15 weeks (the only show to beat it was “Big Bang Theory”, which I still believe is a propaganda OP to get me to watch LESS television).
While I am not always a fan of the Sports Hub’s 98.5’s Michael Felger, he did keep it real when he said: (during the time of the lockouts of NFL/NHL): “its amazing how these guys seem to make boatloads of money….despite trying their best to get in their own way!”.
It’s an incredible level for sure to have a league, right after PBS’ documentary, “League of Denial” (about it the NFL’s corporate denial of concussions causing brain disease CTE), respond with a PR campaign along with throwing money at the problem to be “serious about player safety”…..only to do something that compromises that very goal (just to make “more money”).
This also goes for 18 game seasons: how the fuck am I going to bet on this shit when half the players on the teams’ playing are on the injured list?
Of course, the rumor could of been a “PR flyer” by the NFL (an organization releases a rumor to see if it would get positive/negative reaction, and then proceed to make a move based off of said reaction). They’ve denied it:
Wondering where the idea of Thursday night doubleheaders came from? So are we. We have not considered this
— Brian McCarthy (@NFLprguy) October 16, 2013
As for the game tonight, I think it is actually toss up. Seattle could blow them out, Arizona could make it a slugfest. Arizona is currently +7 on Bovada (-140). This will be the first of three straight games at home for the Cardinals, who will attempt to try to win their first divisional game of the 2013 NFL Season. Seattle comes into town with the league’s second ranked defense and 10th ranked offense (which Lou has noted, is banged up). Arizona’s defense is also good, and they have won 7-out-9 at home versus Seattle (in which the under has hit in the last four games, due to the classic division-style, “slobberknocker” games). These style of games are so fucking awful to watch on television. The NE Patriots v NY Jets Week 2 game was maybe one of the worst sporting events I have ever attended (although it won’t beat a shitty NBA game)…..and I root for one of the teams.
I then, in the spirit of craptastic football, like the under 41 (-110) tonight between these two uninspiring football teams on this inspiring day of the week (although both teams do make, and give up, spectacular plays).
I’m also doing a $5-for-$30 parlay special, inspired by Lou with both Edmonton +130 and Arizona +200. Let’s add the over in the Edmonton/NY Islanders game at 6 (EVEN) as well, since I am so far up 2 units on the trend of higher goal scoring (maybe due to less goalie pads as I have noted in a previous post).
Tweet of the Week:
Just heard breaking news: Washington Redskins dropping Washington from their name because it is embarrassing.
— Scott McNealy (@scottmcnealy) October 15, 2013
Beep…Beep…Beep
That’s the sound of a truck backing up to dump piles of smelly American dollars on what should be a craptastic Thursday night football game in Arizona where the Cardinals are hosting Seattle. Arizona is down to +5.5 in some places so make sure to get your plays in at 6 if at all possible. I already took 6.5 earlier in the week. Public is around 70% on Seattle even though their entire offense at the moment consists of a banged up Marshawn Lynch and Russell Wilson running around.
We’re not betting a house like mentioned in last’week posting especially not at only 5.5, but a truck at 6 or 6.5 seems like the right amount.
In other news, I’ve been backtesting an NHL system that seems promising so that’s going to start tonight. Like baseball, every bet is 1u with the idea that they’ll add up to more than they started with at the end of the season. Unlike baseball, this system is road team focused so we’ll see how that goes.
Lastly, good job Sean on the over yesterday.
UPDATE:
Plays tonight: Arizona +6.5 and +225. Pinnacle has the line down to 4 from 6 this morning. Someone’s truck who is a lot bigger than mine is also backing up to Arizona here.
In hockey, Edmonton +135
Detroit Over City
Like the Red Sox/Detroit over at 7 (-115…now 7.5 at -110) tonight.
It can’t be a 1-0 game every game, right? Yes……Detroit’s offense is struggling…but it’s bullpen is even worse. And the switch-hitting Red Sox OF Nava is 5-for-12 in his career against Detroit’s Game 4 starter Doug Fister. Fister also doesn’t strike people out like Detroit’s staff has…..Red Sox batters have struck out in 50% of the ABs in this series. And they are still up 2-1, which is astonishing considering the epic performance by the Detroit starters, who made the Red Sox set a record for lowest batting average in the first 3 games of a 7 game series at 0.133 (they beat the Cardinals vs the Dodgers this year…..what great television for MLB!!!!).
Now for our Bet of the Week:
Man Wins £125,000 On Bet His Infant Grandson Would Play For Wales
Wilson’s grandfather, Peter Edwards, placed a £50 bet with a local bookmaker when his grandson was 18 months old. At 2,500/1 odds, Edwards bet that his grandson would one day play soccer for Wales. He’s now £125,000 richer, and plans to retire on his winnings.
Edwards described the experience of watching Wilson’s debut to BBC News, and he sounds like a pretty awesome grandpa:
“I was shattered because I had to wait for 85, 86 minutes before he came on and I was panicking because they’d already substituted twice, so I thought he wasn’t going to make it,” he said.
“But when he came on I had another glass of wine. (I was) a proud granddad first for sure.
“I told my wife at half-time that my pulse was 106 – I didn’t know whether that was good or bad.”
And it was….a miracle cover!
NFL Monday
I didn’t make it back here to the site to post, but Pat can confirm I took New England prior to kickoff and was rewarded with a miracle cover victory thanks to the Saints strange ineptitude running a four-minute offense. The loss was very Cowboy-esque. 3-0 +3.00 for me on the NFL season.
One play tonight and that’s on the Chargers to win outright at evens at home to Indy.
