Miracle Covers

2014 MLB Regular Season Win Totals

They’re finally here.  Pat and I and any fellow degenerate gamblers can now spend the next 5 weeks poring over these numbers and placing our bets to be paid out (or not) six months later.  I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m much more useful at betting sports with lower point totals (soccer, hockey, baseball) than any of the others.  I’ll leave it for others to speculate why this might be the case.  It may be worthwhile to sort out your plays on these futures sooner rather than later before the juice creeps up and out of control.  Also note that the Dodgers and Diamondbacks start on the asinine date of March 22nd in Australia.

Arizona Diamondbacks – 81.5
Atlanta Braves – 87.5
Baltimore Orioles – 81.5
Boston Red Sox – 88
Chicago Cubs – 70
Chicago White Sox – 76.5
Cincinnati Reds – 84.5
Cleveland Indians – 80.5
Colorado Rockies – 76.5
Detroit Tigers – 90
Houston Astros – 62.5
Kansas City Royals – 82
Los Angeles Angels – 86.5
Los Angeles Dodgers – 92.5
Miami Marlins – 69.5
Milwaukee Brewers – 80
Minnesota Twins – 70.5
New York Mets – 74
New York Yankees – 87
Oakland Athletics – 88.5
Philadelphia Phillies – 76.5
Pittsburgh Pirates – 84.5
San Diego Padres – 79
San Francisco Giants – 86.5
Seattle Mariners – 81
St. Louis Cardinals – 91.5
Tampa Bay Rays – 88
Texas Rangers – 87
Toronto Blue Jays – 80.5
Washington Nationals – 89.5