Sunday

Really enjoying the Sunday morning Falcons-Lions affair, though the Lions are clearly jetlagged. We need more late night west coast games too, preferably involving the Raiders.

One confirmed play so far as I am working through the numbers like an underpaid analyst here on a Sunday morning. Updates as we go along and there will hopefully be a west coast hockey game tonight. Also a sincere apology from me for missing the over of the year in the Stars/Islanders game which finished 7-5, smushing the over by 6 goals. I don’t normally bet totals in NHL and so didn’t even think about this until after the game had started Neither team plays very much defense and both will at least be in the top 5 in goals scored at the end of the year. Dallas doesn’t have enough quality top 4 defensemen, but the Islanders just have too many forwards that simply don’t work hard enough without the puck. Islanders need an faceoff guy as well.

Buffalo +3 -115 @ Jets
Colts @ Steelers +3.5 -105

UPDATE: Sharks +135 @ Anaheim

Week 8 NFL

ATL +3 (late to this one but I woke up at 9am and saw that “Holy shit, DET has their #1 and 3 WR, and all of their TEs out!  They essentially signed the TE they traveled with just b/c he had a passport!”)

BAL/CIN under 45

GB +1 (EVEN)

OAK v CLE Under 43.5 (EVEN)

CAR +6

TEASER (+175):

BUF +3

GB +1

BAL/CIN Under 45

And in the spirit of miracle covers, here’s how Lou got screwed over for some of the runs in his under lats night:

Saturday

I still can’t find a freaking hockey game that is suitable enough to my liking. Rangers away to Montreal are really close, but I am still going to pass. Boston @ Toronto is another not terrible option I’m also choosing against. Should be something NFL or otherwise tomorrow.

UPDATE: Giants/Royals UNDER 7 -125

NCAA Saturday

LSU ML +135

Kent St +6.5

Teaser (@+275):

MSU -17

Texas Tech vs TCU Over 72

Central Florida -7

Also some UFC bonus plays:

William “Patolino” Macario +135

Jose “Scarface” Aldo vs Chad “Money” Mendes – Total Rounds Over 4.5 at +110

 

Sad Day

Lots of fucked up shit going on the world right now.  But this tweet sure made me snicker:

LOL

 

And they will:

I like the under in the KC vs SF WS Game 3 at 7 (-110)

and Winnipeg -105 at home vs TB

Friday

No plays and nothing worth mentioning in any of the five games in the NHL tonight. Cautiously optimistic for Saturday and there should be some NFL games come Sunday. The games i listed but didn’t bet yesterday went 3-1 so that counts in fantasyland.

Sad Thursday

No plays again tonight unfortunately. Islanders, Nashville, Vancouver and Arizona are all leaners in order of worst to best value but none look like they are going to make it to the playable side. There is a NFL game also not bettable. 4-5 +1.1 so far for NHL. NFL has been awful to date 4-8 -3.51. MLB Regular season if I didn’t post it already finished 41-40 +3.72 and the playoffs were 1-0 +1.5. Hopefully better luck tomorrow.

Wednesday

1-1 yesterday with Toronto winning easily against what looked like a retro (94-2001) Islanders team with those players participating and everything. Vancouver, who we thoroughly enjoyed following last season, had a ridiculous loss against Dallas last night, missing only the bloopers music in the first two periods. Dallas is probably a top 5 offense so they don’t really need help like this to score goals:

Or this:

“I don’t know what to say, I haven’t done that before in the NHL,” Miller said. “I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but that’s a new one.

“I think we can classify this as not really my night,” Miller said, finally allowing himself to laugh at the understatement.

It was almost as absurd as the Liverpool-QPR ending over the weekend.

No plays in any sport tonight but there should be some action tomorrow.

Tuesday

All quiet for me over the last few days. NFL went 0-1 as I wasn’t around to get in on the Rams before kickoff. No hockey on Sunday or Monday but two plays tonight:
Toronto +130 @ Islanders and Vancouver +115

Week 7

Green Bay -7 EVEN (now at -6 @ -120)

CIN +3 (+115)

SD v KC Over 45.5 -110

Teaser:

Bills – 6, GB -6, BAL -7, SEA -7, DEN -7 @ +350

Parlay:

JAX +6, GB -6, SD -190, DEN -280, DEN v SF Over 47.5 @ +550