Category: NFL
NFL Thanksgiving
Green Bay +8 -110
SF at SEA OVER 43.5 -110
Props: Sam LaPorta ANYTIME TD +150, Sam Howell Rushing Yards OVER 15.5 +110
Week 11 NFL + Coupe de Grey CFL
NY Giants +9.5 (EVEN)
Devito! Howell! Now at 9 points… Washington isn’t 7 points, nevermind 9-10, over anybody; they barely beat a shitty Patriots team a few weeks ago.
Miami -14 (-110)
The Raiders have had a nice bump since Antonio Pierce took over, but that ends today on the road vs a Dolphins team, coming off a bye, who have been experts at beating crappy competition. I am also taking Miami Team Total OVER 30.5 -150.
PIT at CLE UNDER 36 -110
This got to 32, and has settled at 34.5… nearing Iowa/Military colleges territory.
PARLAY +150: NYG +9.5, DAL ML -525, MIA ML -900, SF ML -525
TEASER +135: JAX -6.5, BUF -1, MIN +2
PROPS: Dorian Thompson-Robinson Rushing Yards OVER 23.5 -117; David Montgomery First TD +500; Christian McCaffrey Receptions OVER 4.5 +120
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Week 10 NFL
IND -1 (-110)
Now at -2. The Patriots are terrible.
HOU +7 -115
Now at 6. Cincy is banged up, and Stroud is an MVP candidate, which I did not have on my bingo card.
WSH at SEA OVER 44.5 -110
TEASER +150: TB +1, IND -1, ARI +1.5
PARLAY +355: IND ML -120, PIT ML -120, DAL ML -2220, HOU +6.5
PROPS: Tommy DeVito INT OVER 0.5 -228 and Completions UNDER 16.5 -128; Alvin Kamara Receptions OVER 4.5 +100; Sam Howell Rushing Yards OVER 15.5 -113
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Week 9 NFL
Washington at New England UNDER 41 (-110)
Washington just traded away their defense, but it doesn’t matter since all of New England’s wide receivers are out (as if they were any good to begin with). Don’t watch this game.
Cincinnati -2 (-110)
Coin flip game, we take the Bengals, who are out of preseason mode and getting right and the right time (and Buffalo has been scuffing). I will say the Mixon injury is a concern long term for Bengals as they don’t have much RB depth outside him.
Jets +3.5 -110
I held my noise as I bet this.
TEASER +150: NY Giants +1.5, Miami +1, Dallas +3
PROPS: Tua Tagovailoa Rushing Yards OVER 4.5 -110; Alvin Kamara Receptions OVER 4.5 -167; Daniel Jones Completions UNDER 19.5 -120
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Week 8 NFL
Washington +7 -115
Philly is banged up for this division game that last time came down to the last play. Pressure on Rivera to keep winning because he might lose his job with Jim Harbaugh looming.
NYJ at NYG UNDER 37 -110
This has cratered to 34 with the rain in NJ. The Battle of NY will be as ugly as the sludge underneath the Meadowlands with two good defenses and two shitty offenses.
Chicago +9.5 (-110) and OVER 45.5 (-115)
Chicago Road OVERs have been 8-1 in the last 9 games. The Chargers aren’t 7 points better than anybody right now, even the Patriots. We here at MC also like QB Tyson Bagent and if he keeps playing well, Fields may get (Trey) Lance’d by the trade deadline.
TEASER +150: MIA +8.5, GB +1, IND +1
PARLAY +282: MIA ML -380, BAL ML -450, KC ML -310, CHI at LAC OVER 45.5
PROPS: Tyson Bagent Completions OVER 18.5 -115; Justin Herbert Rushing Yards OVER 8.5 -117; Will Levis Pass INT OVER 0.5 -136; Dallas Cowboys Total FG OVER 1.5 -130; Alvin Kamara Receptions OVER 5.5 +104
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NFL Week 7
Buffalo -7.5 -110
I hate how Buffalo is playing but I hate my team (NE) even more. The coach and QB hate each other, the OL blows, Pats’ defense is banged up and the Bills actually play these Patriots well in Foxboro.
Miami ML +135
It’s a coin flip game vs a banged up Philly team that we are getting odds in, although slightly fraud alert that the Dolphins’ wins have come against teams with a 10-26 record. Also throwing in parlay with Bills ML (-400) and OVER (52.5) +396.
TEASER +150: BUF -7.5, DEN +1, NYG +2
PROPS: Jared Goff INT OVER 0.5 -107; Gabe Davis ANYTIME TD +229; Tyson Bagent Rushing Yards OVER 11.5 -118, Tyson Bagent Pass Completions OVER 16.5 -104
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NFL Week 6
NY Jets +7 (-105)
Philly has been keeping teams around, the Jets have a good defensive style vs the mesh attack, and Zach Wilson has actually played OK the last few weeks. He still blows but has gone from “sucks complete balls” to “kinda sucks balls”. Also helps that Breece Hall is healthy and they can run again, and DT Jalen Carter is OUT for PHI.
Arizona +7 -110
Lou special. Someone wins this otherwise lifeless division game by 3-5 points. I just hope I don’t get McVay’d.
San Francisco -7 -110
Now at -9.5 with QB P.J. Walker starting for the Browns. Only thing helping Browns today could be windy weather.
Las Vegas -3 -105
I hate betting on a McDaniels’ led team, but the Patriots maybe the worst team in football, especially now with their defensive injuries.
NYG at BUF OVER 43.5 -110
TEASER +135: SF -7, WAS +2.5, LA Chargers +2
Props: Jakobi Meyers Receptions OVER 4.5 -162, Tyler Lockett Touchdowns OVER 0.5 +190; Christian McCaffrey Receptions OVER 3.5 -142; Trevor Lawrence Rushing Yards OVER 18.5 -124; Alvin Kamara Receptions OVER 4.5 +100
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NFL Week 5
Arizona +3 -105
The Bengals stink: they are beat up, Higgins has a broken rib, QB is playing on 1 leg, and Arizona has been scruffy so far this year. If I were them, I’d not want Kyler to come back because Josh Dobbs has been that good.
Philadelphia -3.5 -110
A de facto home game for Philly in LA today.
Props: Total Points New England 20.5 UNDER -135; Zach Wilson Rushing Yards OVER 8.5 -114; Derek Carr INT OVER 0.5 +102
TEASER +135: NO +2, NY Jets +2, TEN +1.5
PARLAY +296: SF -3, NO at NE UNDER 40.5, DET ML -480
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Week 4 NFL
San Francisco -14 -110
Arizona has been the ATS darlings so far this year… not today on the road against the NFL’s best team (especially while they are still healthy).
Denver at Chicago UNDER 47 -110
Both of these teams are shit. “Black and White” Game of the Year
TEASER 6.5 +135: KC-9, SEA +1.5, BAL +2
Props: Kirk Cousins INTs OVER 0.5 -102, Josh Allen Rushing Yards OVER 37.5 -114; Dorian Thompson-Robinson Rushing Yards OVER 30.5 -115; Dorian Thompson-Robinson ANYTIME TD+280
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Week 3 NFL
Indianapolis +7 (-105)
Lou got this at 8; Indy can run and Baltimore has a habit of keeping big dogs hanging around at home. Minshew magic baby!
Cardinals +12.5 (-110)
Feel like everybody is taking the Cowboys today. They just lost Diggs to ACL, and Arizona has been scrappy. +500 ML is tempting.
NE at NY Jets UNDER 38 -110
This has now cratered to 35. It may rain during the game. Two very good defenses. These might be the worst 2 offensive lines in football. Zach Wilson sucks. The Patriots’ wide receiving core, outside of Kendrick Bourne, blows.
PIT at LV OVER 42.5 -110
Should be fun atmosphere in Vegas and full of fun failure plays. Also these run defenses stink.
TEASER +150: MIA -6.5, NO +1.5, SEA -5
Props: Trevor Lawrence Rushing Yards OVER 15.5 -125; Bijan Robinson TDs AT LEAST 1 -112; Tyler Lockett TDs AT LEAST 1 +150; Clyde Edwards-Helaire Rushing Yards OVER 13.5 -132
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