Category: NFL
Week 17 NFL and a Parlay
First, a parlay (with an NCAA bowl game) (+168):
New England Patriots -1600
Washington Redskins -155
Baltimore Ravens -500
Auburn -360
Now the Week 17 NFL picks:
Washington +3.5 (-110)
This is more of a hedge, if anything, against my season under on Washington (-7.5 wins). Otherwise, a nothing burger of a game involving two really shitty football teams.
Bears at Vikings Under 39.5
The under has hit in all of the Vikings’ home games where they were big favorites. They will be resting people most likely, and with the hapless Bears offense, this will resemble the first preseason game of the year.
SF +4.5
Rams are resting everybody. They might also unintentionally try and lose this game just so they can be in Philly’s bracket (Foles) over Minnesota’s.
I might also punt on UFC 219 this weekend, if I can find away to step away from the poker tables in Montreal.
Week 16 NFL (and new podcast!)
First, a new podcast with Lou is up:
https://soundcloud.com/miraclecovers/miracle-covers-122017
Here are the picks for the week:
Seattle +4
I don’t think the Cowboys are 4 point better than anybody not named the Browns, even the banged up Seahawks.
Browns ML +230
The ML is now at +185. If they don’t win this week, they will go 0-16. Also Bears vs Browns Under 37 as its snowy af today in Chicago.
DET at CIN Over 43.5 (-110)
Both of these teams have given up, and the defenses are banged up. Should lead to points.
TEASER +135:
BUF +13
PHI -9
PIT -9
DFS:
Hilton Contest Week 16
Bengals +4.5
Bucs +10
Cardinals -3.5
Bills +11.5
Saints -5.5
Last Week: 2-1-2
Season: 42-29-4
Week 15 NFL
Patriots -3 (+105)
Titans ML +115
Cleveland +7.5
TEASER +240:
Philly -7
LA Rams +1
NE/PIT Over 54
Titans +1
DFS:
Hilton Contest Week 15
Titans +2
Raiders +3
Bucs +6.5
Bears +5.5
Jaguars -10.5
Last Week: 3-2
Season: 40-28-2
Week 14 NFL
Cleveland ML +125
That time of year to keep betting Cleveland. They are currently +345 to go reverse undefeated.
OAK at KC Under 48.5 (-115)
This should be a playoff-type slugfest today. Loser goes home, essentially.
Baltimore +5
The games vs Pittsburgh are always a rock fight. Should be a 3 point game.
TEASER +150:
Cincy -6
Chargers -6
Cleveland +3
DFS:
Hilton Contest Picks Week 14
Jaguars -2.5
Browns +3
Rams -2
Dolphins +11
Ravens +5
Last Week: 4-1
Season: 37-26-2
Week 13 NFL
Oakland -9 (-105)
Reports are Bob McAdoo will be fired after today’s game. Lame duck coaches are never good for a team’s morale. Also, Geno Smith is starting. Yes, that Geno Smith.
Patriots at Bills Over 48
Gronk always kills the Bills in his hometown of Buffalo.
Cleveland +14
That time of year where I am going to bet Cleveland every week until they finally win a game.
TEASER +150:
Oakland -9
New England -9
Tennessee -7
Hilton Contest Picks Week 13
Ravens -2.5
Bills +8.5
Browns +14
Seahawks +6
Bengals +5
Last Week: 1-4
Season: 33-25-2
NFL Week 12 and Coupe de Grey Final CFL
Holy big lines, Batman! Lots of double digit lines this week.
Chicago +14
One of the best teams ATS this year. Philly also due for a letdown game.
Cleveland +8
That time of year where I keep betting on Cleveland every week until they win a game, if they do.
Tennessee -3.5 (EVEN)
If Brissett for the Colts was healthier, I’d stay away…but we are one hit away from the Scott Tolzien experience. Which is less of an “experience” and more of a “shitshow”.
TEASER: +150
KC -9
NO +2
SEA -6
DFS:
CFL Coupe de Grey Final
Calgary -7 (-115)
I picked Calgary to win before the year because they have the best QB in the CFL I believe, in Bo Levi Mitchell. He’s been great in the last few weeks after a slow start, and he got most of his injured receivers back. I say Calgary gets back into CFL glory with a win today, and Bills fans cry everywhere knowing they have had *2* CFL champion QBs on their roster at one point (Flutie, Mitchell with a win today) while they keep trotting out whoever bag of shit they have at the position.
