Author: pat
NBA
“We came together…(and) asked each other if we really want this. We looked each other in the eyes as men and we all came together and decided we wanted to do this. So we came out firing.”
That is a quote from Andre Drummond after the Hawks/Pistons’ game a few nights ago. Drummond had a big night and the marque play of the game. The article goes on to note that the “Detroit big man finished 0 for 8 on free throws.” They wanted it so bad, Detroit wasn’t going to take the Hawks’ charity.
The win “snapped Detroit’s three-game losing streak and handed Atlanta its eighth straight loss.” The menu tonight in the NBA is pretty horrific. If we are to believe that in every NBA game there are experiences that could later be mistaken for quotes from Normandy survivors, nights like tonight put the League to the ultimate test. I am a sick person so there is a big part of me that wants to bet on the Milwaukee/Philly game, but I just don’t know what the Hell to do.
Los Angeles Clippers @ New Orleans Pelicans +4.5 -111 @ 17
***UPDATE***
Oklahoma St @ TCU +13.5 -105 @ 15
NCAAM
Mixed bag yesterday. Only 2 games today. I really like the Northwestern game, Minnesota seems to me a sneaky bad 16 win team. Good luck.
Minnesota @ Northwestern +4 -110 @ 26
Georgetown @ St Johns -4.5 -102 @ 14
MTD : -76.33
YTD : -118.40
NCAAM
Struggles for us in NCAAM continue. Last night was semi-brutal. We had Brown @ +3.5 and the score was Princeton 65 Brown 64 with 4 seconds to go. First, the obvious…Pat, what the Hell are you doing betting on Ivy League basketball. OK, that’s out of the way. Second, the only way we lose in this scenario is exactly how things play out, with everything hinging on Princeton being smart enough to foul Brown instead of letting them chuck up a desperation 3. Nauseating. You haven’t reached levels of pathetic gambling degeneracy until you are watching the live ticker on an Ivy League basketball game because the game is so obscure there isnt even an illegal internet feed.
Mississippi St +11 -102 @ Auburn @ 13
***UPDATE***
More picks. I’m more due than a chick 10 months pregnant. All bets @ 16.
Florida Atl @ Texas San Antonio +4.5 -109
Indiana @ Purdue -1 -110
UNLV +4.5 -110 @ Utah St
MTD : -87.86
YTD : -129.93
***UPDATE TWO***
Having a good stretch. These will be my last few picks for the day. See if the good times keep rollin’. Bets @ 15.
Rice +19.5 +101 @ La Tech
FSU @ Wake Forest +1.5 -102
Morehead St @ Tennessee Tech +1.5 -106
NCAAM
Another mixed bag of results for NCAAM last night. Seton Hall covering by .5 point kept the night from sliding completely out of control. Light schedule as per ush on Friday. Only like one game this evening which I’ll put a little added mustard on. Good luck out there.
Princeton @ Brown +3.5 -102 @ 22
MTD : -65.86
YTD : -107.93
NCAAM
There are plays, there are mediocre plays, there are bad plays, there are horrific plays, and there are whatever South Florida did last night against UConn plays. I turned on the telecast at one point roughly 1/3 of the way into the second half. The commentator noted that South Florida since halftime had made only 2 shots. One was a free throw, the other was goaltending against UConn. Only like one game in the 7 o’clocks.
Manhattan @ Rider +3.5 -106 @ 14
Will likely add onto this as evening progresses.
MTD : -49.37
YTD : -91.44
***UPDATE***
Told you I’d be back…All plays @ 14
FIU @ Tex San Antonio +2 -106
N Dakota St @ W Illinois +9 -106
E Kent @ Tennessee Tech +3.5 -109
St Johns @ Seton Hall +1.5 -104
Cal Poly @ CS Northridge +1 -106
Hawaii @ Cal Riverside +6.5 -109
NCAAM
Good news/Bad news from our soccer picks this afternoon. Bad news – we could not have been more wrong in regards to Arsenal/Man U. I would have thought considering their respective positions both teams would have been a lot more attack-minded but both were more cautious than anything. In the Tott game we got a bit unlucky. With the score 2-nil Tott we have got several squares covered in terms of possible final scores. Unfortunately none hit. Good news – Hey, we just made 4 bets, went 0-4, and we’re only in the hole 33? Are you kidding me? What am I, 14 years old? Forward! All plays @ 14.
Nova @ Depaul +13.5 -106
Eastern Michigan @ Ball St +5.5 -102
Akron @ West Michigan -1.5 -106
South Florida +14.5 -112 @ UConn
St Bon @ Fordham +6.5 -109
Stanford @ Washington +2.5 -106
Tenn Martin +11.5 -106 @ SE Mizzu St
Couple Premier League Plays
Arsenal/Man U – Will both teams score? Yes -135 @ 15
Final Score Plays Newcastle/Tott. All plays @ 6
New 1 Tott 2 +832
New 0 Tott 2 +1148
New 1 Tott 3 +2198
Olympics
Couple of hockey plays. The first I am the house. I do not count these towards my YTD.
Sweden/Czech over 4.5 -125 @ 12.5 (I am the Under)
Louis seems to have stumbled upon a flaw in The Matrix with this line but we will see what happens.
Sidney Crosby high goal scorer 13/2 @ 9 Ovechkin is the favorite @ 5/1 but he’s been nicked up recently so we’ll go with The Kid. We pushed last night on our Clemson play. It took the 2 teams 50 minutes to crack 130 and a lot of that has to do with Clemson’s defense, which is up amongst the best this year. Clemson/Notre Dame was one of only 2 college games last night without an O/U. I think the idea is that if Vegas put out a number it seriously believed in it would have been like 110.5 and they would have gotten raped on a weird result like the one that happened. Vegas, not so much a step ahead, as always covering its ass.
MTD : ——–
YTD -42.07
Side Note, Lorenzen is obviously a Chunky Monkey. But I argue that the football acts as an optical illusion. If he was an O-Line Man, you would not look twice. The second he gets the ball hiked to him he instantly gains 45 pounds.
NCAAM
Clemson +4 -102 @ Notre Dame @ 14
Notre Dame could very easily be 1-10 in conference right now.
MTD : ——-
YTD : -42.07
Soccer
The most interesting game of the day is Tottenham at home to Man City. The power of Gambling Christ compels me to bet Tottenham based solely on their odds. At 3 to 1 to win at home, I have to make a small bet, and at essentially even money on a draw or better, the play has to be made. They are simply playing too well, I have to almost ignore Man City’s great form. Logic would dictate that if you are going to bet Tott you may as well bet the over because Man City will likely get theirs. I will pass on this play but I think it is a decent one. Let’s take a peak at other lines…I am surprised at how decent a favorite Sunderland is but I will pass. What intrigues me is West Ham getting 2 goals with a healthy Andy Carroll and Villa.
Tott ML +309 @ 9
Tott + .5 -101 @ 14
West Ham +2 +107 @ 14
Aston Villa ML +152 @ 14
YTD : -34.05
***UPDATE*** As Louis is a bookie/Villa fan we are nixing the Villa bet. It will not be counted YTD