How to turn $1 into $869

So, been a pretty bad week for me sports gambling the last week: I batted 0.233 in my NCAA bets, my brackets are cooked, and I missed all but 2 of my suggestions on this blog for NCAA this week.  Thank god for poker lately, as I have been running hot.

However, amazing feat last night for the UFC Card in Brazil: Shogun vs Henderson 2.

I was playing some MTTs late last night and was going to watch the event while pokering.  If you have followed my UFC bets here on the site, I’ve done very well with a 62% ROI on UFC bets YTD, including killing it on these Brazil cards since I always look for good odds for fighters FROM BRAZIL fighting guys who are NOT.  Especially when they are underdogs…..they just fight jacked up and put on a great show for the home crowd.

I liked two fighters on the card: Fabio Maldonado +230 (a boxer with a granite chin) and Thiago “Marreta” Santos +525.  For the Santos fight: not only had I not heard of the guy he was fighting (Ronny Markes….and I follow MMA pretty closely), the guy also missed weight by 5 FUCKING POUNDS.  I’ll take the +525 (Thiago Santos beat him in the first round with a liver kick to the stomach).

I also did something fun: I parlayed 4 dogs in a $1 parlay that would pay out $188.24:

Thiago “Marreta” Santos +525

Fabio Maldonado +230

Michel “Trator” Richard Cunha Dos Prazeres +260 (his opponent grabbed the cage *4* times during the fight, resulting in 3 points taken away.  I’ve never seen that before, even in WWF steel cage matches)

Leonardo Santos +230

Well wouldn’t you know it, the first 3 hit!  So we had a great hedging opportunity with the last fight with Leo Santos, a Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelt who is the sensei for champions Henan Barao and Jose Aldo, versus Norman Parke, a Judo Olympic Team Member from Northern Ireland.

Parke was a -335 favorite (this encompasses ALL results, like No Contests), so I betted around that since we had around $80-$100 in hedging cash and -335 was too high to bet on the fight alone.

I took:

Parke to win via decision -150

Parke via KO (kick or punch standing) +400

Parke Inside Distance (submission/ground n’ pound TKO) +250

AND $10 on the draw at +7500

The fight itself, was awful.  A grappler vs judo guy usually is a good stylistic matchup, but these guys just canceled each other out.

Parke was strong enough to hold Santos against the cage (therefore taking him away from his ground game with BJJ and establish octagon control), but didn’t have enough power in his fists to make significant damage to impress the judges or KO Santos.

Santos is very green striking and you can tell; but his wrestling defense (sprawl) is very good.

The referee was also awful, giving Parke a 1 point deduction for grabbing the shorts during a takedown in the second round (its usually just a warning, even if you pull the guys’ pants down).  This was the type of fight that tilts the fuck out of Dana White, especially since it was 3rd to last fight and the card up to then was one of the best I’ve seen in the history of the promotion as 90% of the fights ended in a KO.

And wouldn’t you know it, the judges scored it 29-28 Santos, and 28-28 and 28-28, shipping us the draw!  On top of that, and I didn’t even know this: for 2/3rds of the bets I made on this site, since the match ended as a draw in MMA, I also chopped that cash too! And it was….a miracle cover!

The amazing thing about this UFC card, sans this draw: EVERY SINGLE UNDERDOG WON.  I think if you parlayed all of the dogs on the card that night, it probably would of been 100,000-to-1.  The type of shit that keeps a bookie up at night.

I now have some more money to set on fire at the WSOP in the summer, and I also now will take Winnipeg +150 tonight on the road.  #whynot