Week 16 NFL
Detroit -2.5 -115
Las Vegas +10.5 -115
Arizona at Chicago OVER 42.5 -110
TEASER +150: HOU +2.5, DEN -6.5, IND +1.5
PROPS: Derrick Henry TDs OVER 0.5 -126; Alec Pierce Receptions OVER 4 +125; Sam Howell Rushing Yards OVER 14.5 -110; Justin Fields Rushing Yards OVER 69 +116; Devon Achane Rushing Yards OVER 46 -115
DFS:
Week 15 NFL
Cleveland -2.5 (-120)
It’s 2023, and I am betting on a Joe Flacco-led team.
Jets at Dolphins OVER 36.5
Was at 40. Hopefully Zach Wilson throws some TAINTs
Tennessee -3 (-115)
Everybody is out for Houston.
TEASER +150: KC -8.5, DAL +2, NO -5.5
Props: Sam Howell Rushing Yards OVER 15.5 -122; Patrick Mahomes INT OVER 0.5 +100; Deebo Samuel TDs OVER 0.5 -112
DFS:
Week 15 NFL
NY Jets +6.5 (-110)
Now at -3.5. Houston is a good young team but they just lost rookie WR sensation Tank Dell and they go on the road vs a Jets team with a generationally great defense but also with a generationally crappy offense. This team is built to lose games 13-8.
Denver ML +125
Defacto home game in LA versus a Chargers team whose head coach is still somehow employed.
SEA at SF OVER 46.5 (-105)
If Purdy/Deebo/CMac/Kittle stay healthy, they should win the Super Bowl.
TEN at MIA OVER 46.5
Miami averages 38.8 point per game at home, and Derrick Henry is usually good for a TD or 2 in December games.
PROPS: Christian McCaffrey Receptions OVER 4.5 +125; Jared Goff INT OVER 0.5 +120; Latavius Murray TD OVER 0.5 +550
TEASER +150: BAL -7, TB +2.5, DEN +3
DFS:
Week 13 NFL
LA Chargers at New England UNDER 40.5 (-110)
Now at 39. One franchise hitting lows it hasn’t seen since the late 80s/early 90s; the other under achieving with amazing talent like it has the last 40 years of its existence.
Miami at Washington OVER 50 (-105)
Should be points in this one, and should be a fun game.
Green Bay +6 -115
Feels like it should be 4.5
PARLAY +385: MIA ML -450, MIA/WSH OVER 50, PIT ML -285, TB ML -185
TEASER +150: PIT -6.5, PHI +2.5, NYJ +2.5
DFS:
Week 12 NFL
Baltimore -3 -110
Ravens just lost Mark Andrews for the year, but they have a Chargers team with a QB playing with one hand, their best pass rusher out for the year, and the coach blaming the media for his shitty defensive play calling.
NY Giants +3.5 -105
Now at 4. Someone wins this shitty game 17-16 or something stupid.
Tampa Bay ML +125
Getting odds in a coin-flip game.
Jacksonville at Houston OVER 48.5 -105
Two actual good young QBs with two awesome young WR cores going at it.
TEASER +150: LA Rams -1, TB +2.5, NO +1
PROPS: Alvin Kamara Receptions OVER 4.5 -124, Russell Wilson INT OVER 0.5 +125, Dorian Thompson-Robinson Rushing Yards OVER 20.5 -109
DFS:
NFL Thanksgiving
Green Bay +8 -110
SF at SEA OVER 43.5 -110
Props: Sam LaPorta ANYTIME TD +150, Sam Howell Rushing Yards OVER 15.5 +110
Week 11 NFL + Coupe de Grey CFL
NY Giants +9.5 (EVEN)
Devito! Howell! Now at 9 points… Washington isn’t 7 points, nevermind 9-10, over anybody; they barely beat a shitty Patriots team a few weeks ago.
Miami -14 (-110)
The Raiders have had a nice bump since Antonio Pierce took over, but that ends today on the road vs a Dolphins team, coming off a bye, who have been experts at beating crappy competition. I am also taking Miami Team Total OVER 30.5 -150.
PIT at CLE UNDER 36 -110
This got to 32, and has settled at 34.5… nearing Iowa/Military colleges territory.
PARLAY +150: NYG +9.5, DAL ML -525, MIA ML -900, SF ML -525
TEASER +135: JAX -6.5, BUF -1, MIN +2
PROPS: Dorian Thompson-Robinson Rushing Yards OVER 23.5 -117; David Montgomery First TD +500; Christian McCaffrey Receptions OVER 4.5 +120
DFS:
Week 10 NFL
IND -1 (-110)
Now at -2. The Patriots are terrible.
HOU +7 -115
Now at 6. Cincy is banged up, and Stroud is an MVP candidate, which I did not have on my bingo card.
WSH at SEA OVER 44.5 -110
TEASER +150: TB +1, IND -1, ARI +1.5
PARLAY +355: IND ML -120, PIT ML -120, DAL ML -2220, HOU +6.5
PROPS: Tommy DeVito INT OVER 0.5 -228 and Completions UNDER 16.5 -128; Alvin Kamara Receptions OVER 4.5 +100; Sam Howell Rushing Yards OVER 15.5 -113
DFS:
Week 9 NFL
Washington at New England UNDER 41 (-110)
Washington just traded away their defense, but it doesn’t matter since all of New England’s wide receivers are out (as if they were any good to begin with). Don’t watch this game.
Cincinnati -2 (-110)
Coin flip game, we take the Bengals, who are out of preseason mode and getting right and the right time (and Buffalo has been scuffing). I will say the Mixon injury is a concern long term for Bengals as they don’t have much RB depth outside him.
Jets +3.5 -110
I held my noise as I bet this.
TEASER +150: NY Giants +1.5, Miami +1, Dallas +3
PROPS: Tua Tagovailoa Rushing Yards OVER 4.5 -110; Alvin Kamara Receptions OVER 4.5 -167; Daniel Jones Completions UNDER 19.5 -120
DFS:
Week 8 NFL
Washington +7 -115
Philly is banged up for this division game that last time came down to the last play. Pressure on Rivera to keep winning because he might lose his job with Jim Harbaugh looming.
NYJ at NYG UNDER 37 -110
This has cratered to 34 with the rain in NJ. The Battle of NY will be as ugly as the sludge underneath the Meadowlands with two good defenses and two shitty offenses.
Chicago +9.5 (-110) and OVER 45.5 (-115)
Chicago Road OVERs have been 8-1 in the last 9 games. The Chargers aren’t 7 points better than anybody right now, even the Patriots. We here at MC also like QB Tyson Bagent and if he keeps playing well, Fields may get (Trey) Lance’d by the trade deadline.
TEASER +150: MIA +8.5, GB +1, IND +1
PARLAY +282: MIA ML -380, BAL ML -450, KC ML -310, CHI at LAC OVER 45.5
PROPS: Tyson Bagent Completions OVER 18.5 -115; Justin Herbert Rushing Yards OVER 8.5 -117; Will Levis Pass INT OVER 0.5 -136; Dallas Cowboys Total FG OVER 1.5 -130; Alvin Kamara Receptions OVER 5.5 +104
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