NFL Plays
Buffalo Wild Wing commercials, I realized what’s messed up about them. They only show people where their team is winning. They never show the Cleveland Buffalo Wild Wings, where conversations go something like this,
Guy One “So remind me why the fuck we came here.”
Guy Two “I could be working on my lawn right now.”
At any whoots, I think if the Giants, ie The Most Ever Team Schizophrenic (had to stretch to get METS) have shown us anything these days it is that the final score is going to be either 34-7 (infamous) Giants or 17-10 Cleveland. Those are the only possible outcomes. What both of these results have in common…they both hit the under, the only safe bet going. Cleveland is going to rely on Trent Richardson and that is that. With “that” said, the under is currently 43 and I am assuming it will only go higher as time gets nearer to kick-off. I will update with the final number but I will assuredly be taking the under. Other stuff.
Cincy and the Under
Wash and the Under
Philly Under
And the Giants under hit 44. As i write this, T Richardson scored before time started on the clock so my bet is already rock solid. Good luck, bitches
NFL Plays
I think I am 1-8 in my pick em league right now. Forward! Those picks…
Titans (+12) @ Houston
Carolina (+7) @ Atlanta
NE Pats @ Buffalo (+4)
And some side degeneracy…
Seattle @ St LouisUnder39.5
Almost certainly more to follow…
Rideher Cup Follow-Up
Go USA, I swear. With that said, here are plays I have made.
Luke Donald v Bubba Watson (+116) – 10 Units
Ian Poulter (-128) v Webb Simpson – 11 Units
Nick Colsaerts (-105) v Dustin Johnson – 10 Units
Lee Westwood (+124) v Matt Kuchar – 7 Units
UPDATE
Normally would not like betting against Rory, but for anyone else watching this he showed up late to his match, minutes before his tee time. Plus I owe the U.S. some love
Rory McIlroy v Keegan Bradley (+121) 9 Units
Rideher Cup
Leans I am thinking of going into the last day…
L Donald vs B Watson (-102)
I Poulter (-145) vs W Simpson
N Colsaerts (-102) vs D Johnson
Looking at the match-ups, I don’t like saying it, and because I have a soul I couldn’t do it, but Europe at +600 is not a bad idea either…
NFL Winners
Raiders ML (+180) 50 Units
Houston @ Denver under (43.5, -105) 55 Units
Eagles (-3, -123) @ Arizona 44 Units
NFL 2nd half Drunk Bafoonery
Skins/Bengals 2nd half under 24 (-115) 44 to win 38.26
Titans 2nd half (+11, -320) 30 to win 9.38
MLB Tweener
Something in between increasingly drunken NFL bets…and speaking of drinking, check out the rationale
SD Padres (-1.5, +111) 20 Units
SD Padres ML (-151) 28 Units
Giants clinched NL West last night. I am guessing they got ripped last night. Plus they are pitching someone named Petit.
NFL Plays
Plays for my NFL pick ATS League
Jacksonville @ Indy (-3)
St Louis (+7.5) @ Chicago
NE Pats @ Baltimore (-3)
And now for some genuine degeneracy…
St Louis (+7, -108) 15 Units
Redskins/Bengals under 49.5 -102 17 Units
Bills/Browns under 45.5 -105 19 Units
And wait for it…
Jets ML (-147), Indy ML (-181), Lions/Titans under 47 (-104) 12 Units
