Category: NFL
Week 10 NFL
Detroit -7 (-120)
Detroit is like 12-0-1 ATS after a loss in the last few years. They lost a tough divisional matchup last week, and will want to extract revenge vs a very banged up Washington team.
Tampa Bay -3 (EVEN)
Banged up Pats streak ends today in Tampa.
Jacksonville at Houston UNDER 38(-115)
Houston home UNDER has been pretty consistent this year with Houston’s #2 defense. Plus, no Stroud and it’s Texans vs Jags…you know this game is going to suck.
Pittsburgh +125
Defacto home game in LA for Steelers vs a Chargers team missing both their tackles.
TEASER +150: DET -7, JAX +1, PHI +2
PROPS: Christian McCaffrey Receptions OVER 5.5 -135; Puka Nacua Receptions OVER 7.5 -135; Drake Maye Rushing Yards OVER 28.5 -130; Cade Otton Receptions OVER 4.5 +110; Jameson Williams ANYTIME TD +150; Bryce Young Completions UNDER 18.5 -135; Tyler Shough Completions UNDER 19.5 -150
DFS:
Week 9 NFL
Colts at Steelers OVER 50.5 -110
Colts offense is best in the league; the Steelers’ defense is banged up and stinks even when healthy.
Carolina 1H +7 -115
Green Bay always starts slow and keeps bad teams hanging around too long.
Cincinnati ML +135
Bengals beat this shitty Bears team, right?
TEASER +150: NE -5.5, CIN +2.5, BUF +2
PROPS: Daniel Jones Rushing Yards OVER 13/5 -115; Cam Ward INT OVER 0.5 -165; Puka Nacua Receptions OVER 7.5 -145; Chris Olave Receptions OVER 5.5 -130; Jameson Williams ANYTIME TD +185; Keon Coleman Receptions UNDER 3.5 -115; Ka’imi Fairbairn Kicking Points OVER 7.5 -135
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Week 7 NFL
Atlanta -7 (-115)
Falcons play better at home, even with Cousins starting. Miami sucks and Mike McDonald is going to get fired soon. His team quit on him last week in the middle of the 3rd quarter.
Cleveland +7 (-110)
Everyone giving NE the rub a little too much, even though the QB is playing outstanding. They still can’t run the ball (vs Titans doesn’t count). Carlton Davis and the safeties blow. And they play a top 5 defense today with Dillion Gabriel actually playing well. I can see the Pats winning with a late drive, which I think would also be good for Maye’s development.
SF at HOU UNDER 42
Two very good defenses vs two banged up offenses.
TEASER +150: Falcons -7, Bengals -5.5, Bears +2.5
PROPS: Tyler Huntley Rushing Yards OVER 33.5 -120; Cade Otton Receptions OVER 4.5 EVEN; Jonathan Taylor 2 TD +110; TreVeyon Henderson Rushing Yards UNDER 18.5 +115; John Parker Romo Kicking Points OVER 7.5 -130; NE and CLE Final Score each team between 17-23 Points +440
DFS:
NFL Week 7
Washington ML +110
Odds in a coinflip.
MIA at CLE OVER 34.5 -110
These are professional football teams…right?
TEASER +260: DEN -8, NE -6, IND +2.5, WSH +1.5
PROPS: Daniel Jones Rushing Attempts OVER 4.5 EVEN; Jaxson Dart Passing Completions UNDER 17.5 +110; Jacory Croskey-Merritt ANYTIM TD -122; Daniel Carlson (LV) Kicking Points OVER 5.5 -130; De’Von Achane Receptions OVER 4.5 -110
DFS:
Week 6 NFL
IND -6.5 -115
Now at -8.5 to -9.5 after Kyler Murray ruled out (maybe a bad thing for this bet) for Brissett and the coach getting crap all week after an all time hilarious stomach punch loss on top of Rich Flair woo chopping his RB who pulled a DeSean in front of the goalline. Gannon maybe the first who gets fired.
TEN at LV OVER 42 -105
These teams should fail their way into some points.
BUF at ATL OVER 50 -105
Lou special.
TEASER +150: IND -8.5, LAR -7, DET +2.5
PROPS: Drake Maye Rushing Yards OVER 23.5 -135; Rico Dowdle Rushing Yards OVER 73.5 -115; Rico Dowdle ANYTIME TD -125; Brandon Aubrey Kicking Points OVER 85. -120; Puka Nacua Receptions OVER 8.5 +110; Micah Parson Sacks OVER 0.75 -150
DFS:
Week 5 NFL
NY Jets +2.5 -110
Lou special, now at +1 (-110). Jets will only have 4-5 wins this year and this is likely probably one of them vs a banged up Cowboys team.
New Orleans -2 -107
Same idea here; Saints will only have 3-4 wins this year, and this is likely to be one of them vs a rookie QB on the road without Malik Nabers.
DET 1H -4.5 -125
LV at IND OVER 47.5 -110
MIA at CAR UNDER 44 -110
TEASER +150: NY Jets +2.5, ARI -7.5, IND -7
PROPS: Alvin Kamara Receptions OVER 3.5 +170; Josh Allen Passing Yards OVER 225 -130; Jaxson Dart Passing Completions UNDER 16.5 +120; Breece Hall ANYTIME TD -122; Bo Nix INT OVER 0.5 -135;
DFS:
Week 4 NFL
Browns at Lions OVER 44.5 -105
Browns offense stinks but Lions D is in middle of the pack, Lions offense is all healthy play well at home vs a Browns defense who, while good, had a pretty physical game vs Packers last week.
Bears at Raiders OVER 48 -110
Might also hold my nose and bet Bears ML EVEN as it will be a defacto home game for them. Also these defenses stink.
Packers -6 -115
Another defacto home game for Green Bay with Micah’s return to Dallas, who is injured and also sucks.
Tennesssee +7 -105
Houston isn’t 7 points better than anybody right now, even this shitty Titans team.
Colts at Rams UNDER 50 -110
Seems too high, especially with Davante potentially out.
TEASER +150: PIT +1.5, CHI +1.5, GB -6
PROPS: James Cook 1H TD +125; Drake Maye Rushing Yards OVER 25.5 -135; Brock Bowers Receptions OVER 5.5 -125; Rome Odunze Receptions OVER 4.5 -130; Saquon Barkley Receptions OVER 2.5 -120; Davante Adams Receptions UNDER 5.5 -160
DFS:
Week 3 NFL
Cowboys at Bears OVER 50 -108
CBs out for both teams, on defenses that already stink.
Carolina +6 -115
Now at +4.5, where it should of started. Atlanta ain’t THAT good.
HOU ML +105
Getting odds in an essential coin flip. Also fuck the Jacksonville coach and the nerds who went for it on 4th and 4 inside the 15 costing me my cover last week.
TB -6.5 -110
Tyrod Taylor going today for the Jets vs a functioning Tampa team getting players back from injury. I kinda feel bad for Aaron Glenn.
TEASER +225: NE +1.5, KC -6.5, SEA -7.5, GB -7
PROPS: Puka Nacua Receptions OVER 6.5 -150; Saquon Barkley Receptions OVER 2.5 -122; Daniel Jones Rushing Attempts OVER 5.5 -130; Daniel Carlson Kicking Points OVER 7.5 EVEN; Jake Browning INT OVER 0.5 -165; Marcus Mariota Passing Attempts UNDER 30 -125
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Week 2 NFL
Dolphins -2 (-110)
Pats always lose in Miami, even to this shit Dolphins team who might be worst in the league. THey jsut had a players’ only meeting, and McDaniel might be coaching for his job. He won’t get fired…. yet.
Bears at Lions OVER 46.5 -110
These two teams have averaged 49 pts their game in the last 4 they’ve played.
Jacksonville +3.5 -115
Bengals looked too shaky in week 1. The coach kinda sucks, despite the best offensive personnel in the league. They always start slow.
SGP: Ravens ML, Henry TD, Jackson Total Yards OVER 225 – EVEN
TEASER +150: IND +1, KC +1.5, ARI -7
PROPS: De’Von Achane Receptions OVER 4.5 +120; Puka Nacua Receptions OVER 6.5 -135; Bo Nix INT OVER 0.5 -110; TreVeyon Henderson Receptions AT LEAST 4 +125; Graham Gano Kicking Points OVER 5.5 -135; Julian Hill ANYTIME TD +700; Kyler Murray Rushing Yards OVER 29.5 -110; Bucky Irving Rushing Yards UNDER 65.5 -115; Daniel Jones Rushing Attempts OVER 5.5 -135
DFS:
NFL Week 1
CIN/CLE OVER 48 -110
DEN -8.5 -115
CAR +4 -105
SEA ML +103
LA/HOU OVER 43 -120
TEASER +150: SEA +1.5, BUF +1, LV +2.5
PROPS: Nacua OVER receptions 6.5 +108; Treyveon Henderson OVER receptions 3.5 +125; Cam Ward INT OVER 0.5 -173; Justin Fields Rushing Yards UNDER 43.5 -114: Jacory Croskey-Merritt ANYTIME TD +200
