Week 8 NFL

Washington +7 -115

Philly is banged up for this division game that last time came down to the last play. Pressure on Rivera to keep winning because he might lose his job with Jim Harbaugh looming.

NYJ at NYG UNDER 37 -110

This has cratered to 34 with the rain in NJ. The Battle of NY will be as ugly as the sludge underneath the Meadowlands with two good defenses and two shitty offenses.

Chicago +9.5 (-110) and OVER 45.5 (-115)

Chicago Road OVERs have been 8-1 in the last 9 games. The Chargers aren’t 7 points better than anybody right now, even the Patriots. We here at MC also like QB Tyson Bagent and if he keeps playing well, Fields may get (Trey) Lance’d by the trade deadline.

TEASER +150: MIA +8.5, GB +1, IND +1

PARLAY +282: MIA ML -380, BAL ML -450, KC ML -310, CHI at LAC OVER 45.5

PROPS: Tyson Bagent Completions OVER 18.5 -115; Justin Herbert Rushing Yards OVER 8.5 -117; Will Levis Pass INT OVER 0.5 -136; Dallas Cowboys Total FG OVER 1.5 -130; Alvin Kamara Receptions OVER 5.5 +104

DFS:

NFL Week 7

Buffalo -7.5 -110

I hate how Buffalo is playing but I hate my team (NE) even more. The coach and QB hate each other, the OL blows, Pats’ defense is banged up and the Bills actually play these Patriots well in Foxboro.

Miami ML +135

It’s a coin flip game vs a banged up Philly team that we are getting odds in, although slightly fraud alert that the Dolphins’ wins have come against teams with a 10-26 record. Also throwing in parlay with Bills ML (-400) and OVER (52.5) +396.

TEASER +150: BUF -7.5, DEN +1, NYG +2

PROPS: Jared Goff INT OVER 0.5 -107; Gabe Davis ANYTIME TD +229; Tyson Bagent Rushing Yards OVER 11.5 -118, Tyson Bagent Pass Completions OVER 16.5 -104

DFS:

NFL Week 6

NY Jets +7 (-105)

Philly has been keeping teams around, the Jets have a good defensive style vs the mesh attack, and Zach Wilson has actually played OK the last few weeks. He still blows but has gone from “sucks complete balls” to “kinda sucks balls”. Also helps that Breece Hall is healthy and they can run again, and DT Jalen Carter is OUT for PHI.

Arizona +7 -110

Lou special. Someone wins this otherwise lifeless division game by 3-5 points. I just hope I don’t get McVay’d.

San Francisco -7 -110

Now at -9.5 with QB P.J. Walker starting for the Browns. Only thing helping Browns today could be windy weather.

Las Vegas -3 -105

I hate betting on a McDaniels’ led team, but the Patriots maybe the worst team in football, especially now with their defensive injuries.

NYG at BUF OVER 43.5 -110

TEASER +135: SF -7, WAS +2.5, LA Chargers +2

Props: Jakobi Meyers Receptions OVER 4.5 -162, Tyler Lockett Touchdowns OVER 0.5 +190; Christian McCaffrey Receptions OVER 3.5 -142; Trevor Lawrence Rushing Yards OVER 18.5 -124; Alvin Kamara Receptions OVER 4.5 +100

DFS:

NFL Week 5

Arizona +3 -105

The Bengals stink: they are beat up, Higgins has a broken rib, QB is playing on 1 leg, and Arizona has been scruffy so far this year. If I were them, I’d not want Kyler to come back because Josh Dobbs has been that good.

Philadelphia -3.5 -110

A de facto home game for Philly in LA today.

Props: Total Points New England 20.5 UNDER -135; Zach Wilson Rushing Yards OVER 8.5 -114; Derek Carr INT OVER 0.5 +102

TEASER +135: NO +2, NY Jets +2, TEN +1.5

PARLAY +296: SF -3, NO at NE UNDER 40.5, DET ML -480

DFS:

Week 4 NFL

San Francisco -14 -110

Arizona has been the ATS darlings so far this year… not today on the road against the NFL’s best team (especially while they are still healthy).

Denver at Chicago UNDER 47 -110

Both of these teams are shit. “Black and White” Game of the Year

TEASER 6.5 +135: KC-9, SEA +1.5, BAL +2

Props: Kirk Cousins INTs OVER 0.5 -102, Josh Allen Rushing Yards OVER 37.5 -114; Dorian Thompson-Robinson Rushing Yards OVER 30.5 -115; Dorian Thompson-Robinson ANYTIME TD+280

DFS:

Week 3 NFL

Indianapolis +7 (-105)

Lou got this at 8; Indy can run and Baltimore has a habit of keeping big dogs hanging around at home. Minshew magic baby!

Cardinals +12.5 (-110)

Feel like everybody is taking the Cowboys today. They just lost Diggs to ACL, and Arizona has been scrappy. +500 ML is tempting.

NE at NY Jets UNDER 38 -110

This has now cratered to 35. It may rain during the game. Two very good defenses. These might be the worst 2 offensive lines in football. Zach Wilson sucks. The Patriots’ wide receiving core, outside of Kendrick Bourne, blows.

PIT at LV OVER 42.5 -110

Should be fun atmosphere in Vegas and full of fun failure plays. Also these run defenses stink.

TEASER +150: MIA -6.5, NO +1.5, SEA -5

Props: Trevor Lawrence Rushing Yards OVER 15.5 -125; Bijan Robinson TDs AT LEAST 1 -112; Tyler Lockett TDs AT LEAST 1 +150; Clyde Edwards-Helaire Rushing Yards OVER 13.5 -132

DFS:

Week 2 NFL

Seattle +5.5 (-110)

This line is jumping everywhere; was at +4 (EVEN) now at -5 on Sunday morning. Everybody loves the Lions this year especially after their win vs KC, and if I am a Lions fan, that’s gotta make you nervous considering their history.

Green Bay +3 (-120)

Coinflip game. Just hope the Packers weren’t out late at Cheetah’s or King Richard’s last night.

MIA at NE OVER 46 -110

PROPS: Anthony Richardson Anytime TD +150; Trevor Lawrence Rushing Yards OVER 17.5 -118; Justin Fields Rushing Yards OVER 58.5 -114; Deshaun Watson INTs OVER 0.5 +120

TEASER +150: SF -7, BUF -7, CHI +2

DFS:

NFL Week 1

Miami ML +140

I also like the OVER 51 in this one; should be a fun back and forth game. Will also be some Miami fans in LA as no one likes the Chargers

JAX at IND OVER 46 (-110)

Two fun young QBs.

MIN -4 (-110)

The Buccaneers stink and I think they’ll have the worst record in football this year. Keep an eye on Mike Evans and Chris Godwin as trade targets at the deadline, especially for the Chiefs.

PARLAY +775: MIN -4, MIA ML +135, MIA at SD OVER 51

PROPS: Trevor Lawrence Rushing Yards OVER 13.5 -135; Justin Fields Rushing Yards OVER 59.5 -124; Tyler Lockett AT LEAST 1 Touchdown +160

FANTASY:

NBA Playoffs Round 2 Picks

Eastern Conference

(2) Celtics vs (3) 76ers

On his latest podcast, Bill Simmons tried to say this was the biggest/longest-running rivalry in the NBA, and specifically called it out as bigger than Celtics/Lakers. That may (or may not) be true for Celtics fans, but it’s definitely not true for neutrals like me. I don’t give a shit about the Celtics playing the Sixers. But when the Celtics & Lakers play, I start wearing green a lot more.

Anyway, on to the pick. On paper, this should be the Celtics for sure. Two things going for the 76ers: First, they have (probably) the best player in the series in Joel Embiid. He hasn’t really done it in the playoffs yet, but past performance is not a predictor of future success. If he plays like Joel EMVPiid, the Sixers have a real chance. Second, the Celtics don’t always show up. If the Hawks can beat them twice in 6 games, the Sixers should be able to do at least one better. I’ll say Celtics in 7, but almost any result wouldn’t surprise me.

(5) Knicks vs (8) Heat

Is it the late 90s/early 2000s again? I’m sick of these reboots. I’ll say Knicks in 7, but again I don’t feel very confident.

Western Conference

(1) Nuggets vs (4) Suns

Full disclosure: I’m a Suns fan, and I can’t be fully objective on them from here on out. With that said, I’ll do my best to keep things realistic. These teams met in the second round two years ago, but a lot has changed:

  • Jamal Murray is healthy
  • Kevin Durant is on the Suns
  • All of the Suns’ forwards from 2021 are gone
  • Chris Paul is way worse now

You’ll notice that 3 of those 4 are good for the Nuggets or bad for the Suns, so I’m not expecting another sweep. But I do like their chances. If 2021 Playoffs DeAndre Ayton shows up, he does about the best job on Jokic in the league without getting help. Which means Jokic will still put up massive numbers, but 1.) will have to work for them, and 2.) won’t be able to set up his teammates nearly as well. On the other end, I think the Suns have the personnel to heavily exploit Jokic’s defensive liabilities. I think it’ll be a really fun series, and I’ll say Suns in 6.

(3) Kings vs (7) Lakers OR (6) Warriors vs (7) Lakers

If I’m able, I’ll come back and edit this section once we know who’s playing.

NBA Playoffs Round 1 Recap

First, a recap of my picks from last round. Bold means I consider it a win.

(4) Suns vs (5) Clippers

My pick: Suns in 5 or 6

Actual: Suns in 5

Analysis: I think I was spot on on this. I also think Kawhi staying healthy would’ve mean the Suns winning in 6 instead of 5. Why? Because there are no independent outcomes in sports. Westbrook couldn’t have played as well as he did without having so many opportunities with the ball in his hands.

(1) Nuggets vs (8) TBD

My pick: Nuggets in 4 or 5

Actual: Nuggets in 5

Analysis: Again, pretty spot on here. I don’t like this T-Wolves team at all, but at least they didn’t get swept.

(2) Grizzlies vs (7) Lakers

My pick: N/A

Actual: Lakers in 6

Analysis: I got to celebrate the Grizzlies running their mouths before getting absolutely punked out. Good times!

(3) Kings vs (6) Warriors

My pick: N/A

Actual: TBD

Bonus pick for game 7: LIGHT THE BEAM

(1) Bucks vs (8) TBD

My pick: Bucks in 4, 5, or 6

Actual: Heat in 5

Analysis: Way off! Obviously I didn’t foresee Giannis getting hurt, but even considering the injury, I’m still surprised they lost in 5. Credit to Miami on this one. Side note of whining: Where the hell was that 10-23 free throw performance in the Finals 2 years ago?!?

(2) Celtics vs (7) Hawks

My pick: Celtics in 4 or 5

Actual: Celtics in 6

Analysis: I got the winner right, but the Hawks’ 2nd win suprised me. I was at Game 1 of this series, and it was one of the biggest disparities I’ve ever seen in person. Like I said in my preview, this Celtics team is way too inconsistent. On paper, they should be a heavy title favorite with the Bucks out, but I don’t fully believe in them.

(3) 76ers vs (6) Nets

My pick: 76ers in 5

Actual: 76ers in 4

Analysis: Off by 1 game, but no surprises here.

(4) Cavaliers vs (5) Knicks

My pick: Go Knicks!

Actual: Go Knicks!