NFL Divisional Round 2017

1-3 last week ugh….so many coolers. But I got 3 out of the 4 winners right….so we are grouping well. Trust the process!!!!

Here are my picks this week, with my actual bets in BOLD

Philadelphia +3

I think this will be a close, 23-20 or 27-24 type of game. Philly has Nick Foles but Atlanta is notorious for keeping teams hanging around, especially on the road when they settle for FGs. Atlanta should win, but I don’t trust Dan Quinn enough to bet on him two weeks in a row.

New England -14

Did you know that since 2011, the Pats (5 divisional games, 300 minutes of football), have not trailed for a SINGLE minute in the divisional round, and have been only tied for around 13 minutes? That is nuts! I think the ESPN article questioning the Brady/Belichick/Karft relationship rallies the team this week, and Belichick (who knows where the bodies are buried) stomps on a Titans team who is young and aggressive but also lacking in the LB and CB depth needed to keep up with the Pats’ passing attack. I can also see Dion Lewis and Rex Burkhead, who is back for this game, having good days catching the ball out of the backfield. It’s also going to be windy af this Saturday night in Foxboro, and that may affect Marcus Mariota’s passing accuracy. which isn’t great as it is.

Pittsburgh -7.5 (+105)

Wait, I get to bet against Blake Bortles in a playoff game *with* plus juice? Sign me up! I can’t take Blake Bortles in a playoff game, who *ran* for more yards than throwing last week…..even with the Jags top 3 defense. Just don’t do it….it’s a trap! I also think JuJu Smith-Schuster, whowasn’t really a part of the Steelers’ offense in their early season loss to the Jags, has a big game (along with LeVeon Bell) to offset the Antonio Brown injury. I predicted Pats vs Steelers in the AFC title game before the year, and I will stay pat on that.

Saints +4 (-EVEN)

The Vikings are notorious for choking in the playoffs, and the Saints are one of the more well rounded teams in football. I feel as if this line should be +2, not +4. Brees vs Keenum….I have to take Brees, even if the Vikes won Week 1. But yet again, the Saints team then, is different now (especially with the emergence of Kamara, and the Saints defense getting better each week).

TEASER +120:

Pats -14
Steelers -7.5
Eagles +3

Free money prop of the week:

Will a QB catch a pass in the Divisional Round? No @ -5000

Will there be an fake punt attempt in the Divisional Round? – No @ -300

Wild Card Playoff Picks

I won’t be betting every spread…..but I will take a line for each game in the yearly quest to go 11-0 ATS (or at least undefeated). Anything I actually bet on is in BOLD.

Chiefs -9

Mike Mularkey on the road with no DeMarco Murray, a young QB who can run but has no one to throw to, and a WR Eric Decker who can get open….but just can’t catch the ball? Decker has sucked since he left Peyton Manning. Yes, I know it’s Reid and Smith at home and they lose here a lot but this isn’t the round for the yearly Andy Reid special. That is for the next round.

Saints -7 (EVEN)

The Saints are a good, balanced team with arguably a top 3 QB in Drew Brees and the top playcaller in Sean Peyton. I usually fear the “beat a team 2 times before a playoff game” line but the Saints are in the Dome, we aren’t paying juice, and the Panthers are incredibly flawed as Cam Newton has no one to throw to and their CB play hasn’t been as good as previous years. I actually might also take the Saints to win the NFC (+400), because I think they are good enough to get to the NFC Championship game where we could then hedge.

Atlanta +6

The Rams are good….but they are young and the Falcons do a good job of keeping games outstandingly close despite their mediocre play. They were actually the one team wiseguys bet on the most all year. It’s because, like in this game…as in most games….they have more talent than the other side usually, especially at skill positions. It’s just coaching really fails them in the key moments…despite the basics being sound (the Cover 3 defense, the stretch PA system they run, etc). I think they keep it close against a LA Rams team who has a banged up unproven QB, a backup kicker, and a young coach and roster with a lot to prove.

Jaguars -9

Do I have to take Blake Bortles in a playoff game? I guess, at least he’s thrown the ball OK for good fantasy stats the last few weeks. I actually like the Over 39 (-105) in this one as both Jacksonville and Buffalo are top scoring defenses and both QBs are top at throwing TAINTs.

And of course, the 3 result +135 teaser (please don’t fuck me Alex Smith):

Chiefs -9
BUF/JAX Over 39
Saints -7

Hilton Contest Week 17

Browns +11
49ers -3
Giants +3
Broncos -3.5
Dolphins +2.5

Last Week: 4-1
Season: 46-30-4

Week 17 NFL and a Parlay

First, a parlay (with an NCAA bowl game) (+168):

New England Patriots -1600
Washington Redskins -155
Baltimore Ravens -500
Auburn -360

Now the Week 17 NFL picks:

Washington +3.5 (-110)

This is more of a hedge, if anything, against my season under on Washington (-7.5 wins). Otherwise, a nothing burger of a game involving two really shitty football teams.

Bears at Vikings Under 39.5

The under has hit in all of the Vikings’ home games where they were big favorites. They will be resting people most likely, and with the hapless Bears offense, this will resemble the first preseason game of the year.

SF +4.5

Rams are resting everybody. They might also unintentionally try and lose this game just so they can be in Philly’s bracket (Foles) over Minnesota’s.

I might also punt on UFC 219 this weekend, if I can find away to step away from the poker tables in Montreal.

Week 16 NFL (and new podcast!)

First, a new podcast with Lou is up:

Here are the picks for the week:

Seattle +4

I don’t think the Cowboys are 4 point better than anybody not named the Browns, even the banged up Seahawks.

Browns ML +230

The ML is now at +185. If they don’t win this week, they will go 0-16. Also Bears vs Browns Under 37 as its snowy af today in Chicago.

DET at CIN Over 43.5 (-110)

Both of these teams have given up, and the defenses are banged up. Should lead to points.

TEASER +135:

BUF +13
PHI -9
PIT -9


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Hilton Contest Week 16

Bengals +4.5
Bucs +10
Cardinals -3.5
Bills +11.5
Saints -5.5

Last Week: 2-1-2
Season: 42-29-4

Week 15 NFL

Patriots -3 (+105)

Titans ML +115

Cleveland +7.5

TEASER +240:

Philly -7

LA Rams +1

NE/PIT Over 54

Titans +1


Hilton Contest Week 15

Titans +2
Raiders +3
Bucs +6.5
Bears +5.5
Jaguars -10.5

Last Week: 3-2
Season: 40-28-2

Week 14 NFL

Cleveland ML +125

That time of year to keep betting Cleveland. They are currently +345 to go reverse undefeated.

OAK at KC Under 48.5 (-115)

This should be a playoff-type slugfest today. Loser goes home, essentially.

Baltimore +5

The games vs Pittsburgh are always a rock fight. Should be a 3 point game.

TEASER +150:

Cincy -6
Chargers -6
Cleveland +3


Hilton Contest Picks Week 14

Jaguars -2.5
Browns +3
Rams -2
Dolphins +11
Ravens +5

Last Week: 4-1
Season: 37-26-2